What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever